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registered: Oct 10 2001, 18:06 (UTC+0)
last active: Jan 25 2008, 17:25 (UTC+0)

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real life name: Matt

birthday: 1900/00/00

Country: United Kingdom

occupation:
I am half-man, half goat....born in the outer reaches of the Himalayas I grew up on a diet of spinach and peyote, a lethal concoction.

As I grew up, I was fortunate to be taken in by a mountain farmer by the name of Dave, he taught me basic speech and general etiquette while I cut his grass with my razor sharp goat teeth.

Upon leaving Dave's place, I was forced into the bright lights of the city. This was a new experience for me, such a culture I had only dreamed about. To live a relatively decent life I decided I must work and get myself a job and get a place to live.

The places I found to work and live, I still live in today. I have a luxury apartment with 2 'en suites and an exotic view over the town of Staines. I have my own spinach patch and enough room to cater for my many animal friends.

interests:
- Cow Tipping, they make good waiters you know?
- Constructing personal computers from balsa wood.
- Moonwalking to Abba.
- Licking toad (don't do toad...OK?!).
- Going to shopping centres and indicating I want new windows from a double glazing salesman.
- Dining alone and pretending im dying.
- Setting light to my farts.
- Decifering MD5 Checksums with a pencil and paper.I also like to calculate Pi, im getting there.
- Eating rice paper.
- Performing Golden Showers.
- Working myself and other into a frenzy.

likes:
- Hassling old man google, I always try to get a free sausage here and there.
- Contacting the dead, I am able to speak in 4 ancient lagnuages, all of which are comparable to Egyptian.
- Tormenting those people who I locked in my cellar, they are all incestuous and needed to be kept away from society.
- Staring into the sun.
- Pretending I'm gay.
- Moonlighting as a Russian spy.
- Reading the paper on the toilet.
- Licking batteries

dislikes:
- I am worried about the socio-economic status of this country, im worried as it could mean I might lose my ranch in southern Texas.
- She-males, they are the bane of my life.
- Breaking my toe, that hurts.
- Warm H20.
- Being forced to use my toothbrush to clean the toilet.
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- Homeopathic remedies, they make me farty and bloated.
- Being ridiculously good looking.
- Foamy Latte's - what happened to a good class of milk with soot and coal mixed in?

other contacts:
http://www.m4tt.net
http://m4tt.box.sk

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